Great deal by London PR agency

Rhizome PR, one of the leading UK PR agencies (as if!) is currently doing something unthinkable in the world of PR — a) generating masses of coverage for its clients and b) doing it without all the usual PR crap that’s forced upon you by almost every other PR agency out there. God we hate PR but God we’re good at it.

And God I talk crap. It’s the PR in me just ripping its way out all Cameronesque and Alien.

I’ll end with some Dylan Thomas…. who can tell me what time it always is in the Four Ale?


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Hilarious — Comfort Counts for Nothing

We’re not the same as other UK pr agencies and this fact wins us business and it loses us business. Last week it lost us some business….but c’est la vie, and anyway it was almost certainly for the good......Read more


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Walnut Whips Fill me with Terror

The following post, from the director of a London PR agency, has nothing to do with PR, and will offer no insights to businesses wanting to learn about how our magnificent industry works......Read more


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We are bloody great big coverage machines

There you have it. It’s a fact. We are the best pr agency in the UK. By a mile. Pound for pound anyway. There’s nobody as good as us. There are four of us, three are unhinged and one is insane, but we bag more coverage than any other agency in the sectors we work in. Just look at yesterday’s MAB coverage. Pow, batman on a stick — about 30 hits from one line. London’s best pr agency say: just reel that coverage in.


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London's best pr agency — meat and blood

Want to know the difference between a Rhizome PR guy and a conventional PR guy? We never forget that we’re meat and blood. It’s that simple. It’s that connection with the death inside us, just waiting to burst out, that makes us different, somehow unique!!! Whoops, gtg, Material Girl is on.


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Aunty Avis is dead

So there you have it. Four months or so have passed since I last posted. What’s happened since? Nothing. Well that’s not entirely true. My aunty Avis, who I’m not even sure was an aunty, in the technical sense, left this world and went onto a better place. But then people die, and in the valleys, where she spent most of her I’m sure very enjoyable life, more so than anywhere else. Still, she’s at rest now, and it’s coming to us all. Which kind of begs the question….. why do we do the shit we do day in day out, why do we place meaning on nothing? I say, fill every local swimming pool with some kind of soul-disolving acid and dive on in. No need for armbands — and not a lifeguard in sight!


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Just In Time PR

Rhizome PR are soon to launch a sister company that will focus purely on reactive news…. hence the ‘just in time’ bit…. more on this in the next few days…. this is why we haven’t been posting the usual pseudo-melancholy drivel over the past two weeks.


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London public relations agency say: strangle "doggie" with bare hands

Well actually, it isn’t us who says this, but someone called ShootnHooton in the comments below an article on Modern Warfare 2 that ran on the Daily Telegraph the other day......Read more


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Rhizome PR, the anti-PR, the iconoclast of public relations....

…. the best damn pr agency on the damned planet earth with its specks of dust doing themselves harm by taking themselves seriously (the morons)…. is soon to launch an entirely new, Werthers-bloody-original service (where are my gums, my gums?) for companies up and down the ‘get orrrrfffff my land’.

We’ll be telling you about it soon, and it is going to be the best thing to hit the UK public relations sector since Mighty White or Might Mouse or Mighty WTF.


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Looking for a London PR agency?

Then don’t use us. We’re as thick as marmite. We must be given the amount of coverage we generate for clients given the lowly retainers they pay us (if anything at all, Monty)….! Still, I was never good with numbers…. bagging coverage is what we duz best here at Rhizome.


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