Dominic Hiatt

Here's a fact for you. If you try and creep up behind a grizzly to nibble it on the ear, it will turn before you get there, rise up on its huge paws, feet or whatever the hell they are, deafen you with a blood-curdling roar and then rip your damn head off. 

Here's another fact. The French poet Arthur Rimbaud had a dodgy leg. Damn thing killed him in the end, too. Gangrene or something.

And here's another fact, because I do spoil you. Fact three is that Rhizome PR is the best goddam PR agency in the UK by a distance. We're so hot our clients have to wear asbestos suits when they meet us. But we give them marshmallows so they don't mind.

Here's an example of some coverage secured this afternoon for the wonderful Currency Solutions, our forex client, on the back of the non-farm payroll data. 

Take this hit on the BBC, or this one in the Independent, or this SOAB on the Daily Mail. And then there's Sky and Thisismoney. Throw in the fact we made PA and that Sky syndicate to hell and back, we nailed at least 50 hits.

If you want this kind of ridiculous coverage for your company, give me a call. Don't, whatever you do, try and nibble me on the ear, though.... I'll roar like that damn bear and.... and... !